Congratulations! You're the Drunk of the Week!

It was a tough decision, and one that took some time to make, but we've decided that this gentle man wins top honor for the weekend in Columbia, MO. His name was Clem, or Buck, or maybe Barry (he was drunk, it's hard for us to remember) but he seemed to know all there is to know about his little corner of the bar. He may have even been somewhat intimate with said corner, as he was draped all over it for a good two or three hours. That, or maybe it was just holding him up. We were too timid to ask.

Thank you, Steve (it was Steve, right??) for giving us the opportunity to add you to our very exclusive list of "winners". Congratulations, you drunk! 

(the week of September 7th has provided no drunks as of the 11th. However, it's very possible that we could have two winners from the coming weekend at the Ozarks, one for this week and one for the next. So everyone planning on making it down there... get drunk and smile crooked!)